I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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