So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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