Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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