So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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