Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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