Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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