ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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