we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i need some magic done to my vagina
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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