Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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