So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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