Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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