Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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