Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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