fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
ugly people sure do ruin things
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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