You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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