you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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