i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
honey bunches of taint.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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