would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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