Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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