So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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