Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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