Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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