I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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