i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I love you. Go after that dick
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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