I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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