Non-Jews are for practice
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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