gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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