Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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