i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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