Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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