I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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