This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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