Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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