You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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