great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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