i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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