Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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