is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I need help removing her.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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