Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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