Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Plan B is the new Plan A
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
