I need help removing her.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i've created a new STD.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
