would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
handjob tips. give me some.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think Iām in love.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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