Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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