yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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