Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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