I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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