Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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