But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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