Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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