That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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