I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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