Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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