he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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