am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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