drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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